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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must receive at least one critique via Pee Review before nomination (or at spend a week on Pee Review if you can't get anyone to look at it). Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

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All nominated articles

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UnBooks:I'm born, now what?

Vote Score: 0 liking engines
Nomination: Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 30px-Sucrose_b.gif Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Image:Icons-flag-ee.png 08:03, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Self Nom. idk lol maby? --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 30px-Sucrose_b.gif Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Image:Icons-flag-ee.png 08:03, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Sure If we can VFH Spanish Inquisition, surely we can feature something that's better?   ~   Cajek! <14:15, 09 Jul 2008>
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against - I don't know, I just didn't find it funny personally 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 08:46
  2. Against. Parts amused, parts confused, and it felt like a work in progress to me. --UU Blah / Pee 14:31, Jul 9

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Necrophiliphobia

Vote Score: 7 corpse-human interactions
Nomination:   ~   Cajek! <8:02, 09 Jul 2008>
For Votes: 7
  1. Only a sicko would thoroughly enjoy reading this article.   ~   Cajek! <8:02, 09 Jul 2008>
  2. For - I thoroughly enjoyed reading this article... 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 08:29
  3. Not quite a self-for, but I worked on improving it and must vote for. I still think the Complications section can be improved, however. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:20, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. For -RAHB 11:59, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Braaaaaaiiinnnnsss - Oh, I mean for. --Hyperbole 14:35, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. And now, I need a shower. --UU Blah / Pee 15:42, Jul 9
  7. I've been through some exposure therapy myself...Uh, For The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:02, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
   
Uncyclopedia:VFH
 First the subject is told to imagine themselves naked next to a dead body. Then, they are shown a picture of a person having sex with a dead body. Then they are told to strip completely nude next to the picture. Next, they are shown an actual dead body. Finally, the subject is forced to have sex with the dead body.
   
Uncyclopedia:VFH

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Presidents with Rediculously Accentuated Facial Features

Vote Score: 6 badly photoshopped moustaches
Nomination: Self Nomination
For Votes: 7
  1. For my life's work is now complete. ~ Image:Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    9/07/2008 @ 01:18
  2. For I've seen this grow up from just a little 'stache. How fast they grow.   ~   Cajek! <1:36, 09 Jul 2008>
  3. Good Stuffs - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 04:15, Jul 9
  4. For - A good read 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 08:42
  5. VeryFor--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 10:26, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. For -RAHB 11:41, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  7. Testicles. Oy vey. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:54, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Basically, it's little more than a collection of (intentionally) badly-done Photoshops. Not for me. Sorry. --Hyperbole 14:40, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

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UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect

Vote Score: 13 depressed, lonely, inconsequential redirects
Nomination: - [21:15 7 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
For Votes: 14
  1. Nom + For - I don't know who wrote this, but whoever did is a fucking genius...this is like so awesome...like. (Also) (Also also...I'm soooo modest it makes me cry, sometimes) (Also also also...if this gets featured it will have the same top pee review score as my other featured article! Yay!) - [21:15 7 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
  2. For Super stuff. Actually no, "super" sounds a bit too camp: Fcuking awsome. No actually, too hyperbolic. It made me laugh. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 21:27 7 July 2008
  3. Sure -RAHB 22:44, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. I remembder this Definitely should have Paris Hliton redirect here   ~   Cajek! <23:02, 07 Jul 2008>
  5. FOR' OMG The guy who wrote this is FUCKIN Hilarious. BaseballUser:Baseball1616User talk:Baseball16

is goldenSpecial:Contributions/Baseball16 15:02, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

  1. For - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:17, Jul 8
  2. For - This is great, clever idea too 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 8, 17:27
  3. For - Redirects kick ass. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA! 17:38, Jul. 8, 2008
  4. For - I read this when it was still on your userpage for some reason. Thought it was funny then, think it is funny now. --SirIsaac 19:55, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. For - Pretty good, Yettie. --Hyperbole 21:46, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Bravo, YTTE. Bravo</1870> ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tech] [kurk] [8/07 21:47]
  7. For MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 03:54, Jul 9
  8. Flingable puppies! This made me lol my washing machine to elections --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 30px-Sucrose_b.gif Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Image:Icons-flag-ee.png 08:15, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  9. For. Maybe a fuck or two too many, but this is a really funny article, so I don't care. I'm zany like that, I am. --UU Blah / Pee 11:25, Jul 9
Against Votes: 1
  1. Adding the word "fuck" makes it reallly funny, guys! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 00:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
    Says the guy behind Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter? --UU Blah / Pee 15:47, Jul 9
Comments

If you lovely people decide to feature this while I'm away (I'm going away for two days today and two weeks on Saturday) could someone kindly put the FH or FA template (I can never remember which one it is) kindly on my awards page just under the other feature? Thank you kindly, kind people. - [07:43 8 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)

  • Kinda per TKF... Would this be less funny if it used a slightly less hard core word than fuck? Bloody maybe? I'm still voting for, but I just think it does not need all the fucking fucks all over the fucking fucker. Fuck 04:03, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Vote Score: 9 bears
Nomination: Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. I could say something utterly pretentious, like: "A stupendously well-crafted retelling of the classic children's tale". But I won't. Instead I'll just say "Nom&For, a wonderful article". -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. I've seen this around for a little while, and I figured it would end up here. It's good. --UU Blah / Pee 15:13, Jul 7
  3. For One of the best articles I've had the pleasure to review recently. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:42 7 July 2008
  4. Dear god   ~   Cajek! <15:58, 07 Jul 2008>
  5. F- I'll just pretend I didn't just read that... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 16:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. As DJ. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tech] [kurk] [7/07 17:56]
  7. For As Heerev and DJ. -RAHB 22:05, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  8. For - Well that was...Interesting... 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 8, 17:34
  9. For. I think I need a cigarette and a shower. --Hyperbole 22:07, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical

Vote Score: 5
Nomination: RAHB 11:13, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. For I actually voted against this last time, but I really don't know why. Unfortunately it may be a little out of date, but I still think it's pretty good. -RAHB 11:13, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Oh god yes You bastards stop abstaining and vote for this "utter shit" musical.   ~   Cajek! <14:28, 05 Jul 2008>
  3. Self For - TBH, I never thought this would be nommed again. Thank you VFH-fairy. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 20:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Fur~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:59, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. For - That's fantastic, the Times picture is good too 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 7, 10:17
  6. For - This is Uncyclopedia, of course we need something like this that is this crazy to be highlighted! --ShadowyLeftHand 14:38, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Is this what we feature these days? --Moneke 14:21, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain - The Concept (for me) is a little thin.--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 11:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I doesn't like it Harry Potter, yeeach... but I feel it can be improved on/made shittier/whatever --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 14:48, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

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Why?:Eat your broccoli

Vote Score: 6 "foods" that look like green herpes oubreaks
Nomination: Well, I haven't self-nommed myself in a little while. So, why not? It's good, clean fun. Pee review here. --Hyperbole 02:53, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Self-nom and for. --Hyperbole 02:53, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Hair on my chest   ~   Cajek! <3:56, 05 Jul 2008>
  3. Dig! "I'll eat this cheeseburger, and you eat my broccoli, and then let's armwrestle" may be quote of the year. Hyperbole and THINKER collaborations will be coming most assuredly. --THINKER 06:39, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. For Yay! - This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time! [18:09 5 July]
  5. For I have no idea what the against voters are talking about. This is a good quality, funny article, and should be featured. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 18:16, Jul 5
  6. Beer makes you mighty. -RAHB 00:16, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  7. Strong For. Got a face-crackingly huge smile out of me on a monday, that's gotta say something. --UU Blah / Pee 10:08, Jul 7
  8. For - 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 7, 10:42
Against Votes: 2
  1. Nah I don't like it, can't explain why I just don't. Whys always seem to try too hard IMHO. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 07:13, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
    naaammeeeSPPPAAACCEEEEE!!!   ~   Cajek! <17:43, 05 Jul 2008>
  2. Against. - kills Braincells--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 11:39, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

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Atlanta

Vote Score: 4 angered motorists
Nomination: Bobofosho2 23:37, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. i simply luv it darling.-Bobofosho2 23:37, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Dig something done by one of my many fine n00bs. I threw a couple edits, but mostly slight. Plus, it actually educated me about Atlanta, which surprised me. Got a couple good laughs, enough for my dig. --THINKER 07:06, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. For I was afraid to read this. Pretty good though. -RAHB 11:03, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Innovative! - 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 7, 10:46
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay

Vote Score: 4 fuckers
Nomination:   ~   Cajek! <2:55, 04 Jul 2008>
For Votes: 8
  1. Maybe I was overzealous about this (it was just created, after all), but this is the single greatest untune I've ever laid ears on.   ~   Cajek! <2:55, 04 Jul 2008>
  2. Downloading I loved it and I rarely even Like UnTunes. This was excellent! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:09 4 July 2008
  3. Dig good jokes. Only wish it were a bit longer, but still gets a dig. --THINKER 03:50, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Self-for Well, I wrote it, and I sang it, and I uploaded it, so I must think it doesn't suck too bad. --Hyperbole 17:43, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Kind of reminds me of Another FU Song by Reel Big Fish. Actually, it reminds me of that a lot. But this one is more funny, while the RBF one is more "hey guys, let's try to say 'fuck' as many times as we can in one song!" -RAHB 06:25, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. For Fuck it. I'm voting for this even though this fucker might not get featured it still deserves my vote. I think it needs a bit of work as some parts are better than others. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 22:43, Jul 5
  7. For - Can't beat the gratuitous use of the word 'fuck' 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 7, 10:54
  8. For. Fuck yes. --UU Blah / Pee 15:51, Jul 9
Against Votes: 4
  1. Uh... Heard better parodies of this kind of thing. I feel you could mock the metal side more as well (they have it coming). --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ!