From Illogicopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Welcome to Illogicopedia,

the nonsensical encyclopedia that anyone can mess up.

5,443 articles in English, rien en français und nichts auf Deutsch.
Create one here.

The Moon is currently in its 2nd quarter and is 92% full.
May 2, 2007 00:00:01 AM next full moon.

Beginner's Guide · Click here! · Style · Questions (FAQ) · Help

Browse · Featured content · Random page · A–Z index

Current Featured Article: New Monaco

New Monaco (also known as Monaco 3.1) is the newest version of Monaco. Distributed by the Wikia Bottling Company. This version of Monaco is better then Old Monaco and as such, everyone likes it by default. Wikia has stated that since everybody loves new Monaco, that they've discontinued the old version of Monaco. Everyone rejoiced over the discontinuation of Old Monaco as since everyone knows that new stuff pwns old stuff by a number of 3:2. It's a known fact that everybody loves New Monaco, There are people who don't love New Monaco but that's just a myth. Everybody who doesn't love New Monaco is sentenced to give Satan baths and be forced to experience hell unlike any other. It's the truth. ~~NEW MONACO SUCKS!~~ NEW MONACO ROCKS!

Archive – Vote for featured articles

Last Quarter's Featured Article: Interesting facts about Toasters (hover to show)

Toasters are more interesting than you think. In fact, there is a whole scientific field dedicated to studying the cause and effect (yadda yadda) of the toaster.

That's all well and good, but it ain't interestin'. It has been found through rigorous testing - by throwing them off cliffs, into rivers and electrocuting elephants - that the following are all true of the humble toaster:

They are used to create life by insane mad scientists. They hook them up to the fridge and create... bread penguins!
Can be used to exterminate Daleks. It's thought they hate burnt crumbs.

(Read more)

Did you know...

...that I'm not lysdexic manyore?
...that Oprah got strangled in her curtains?
...that my question mark button doesn't work@
...that chicken nuggets aren't made from chicken, but turkey?
...that 5/4 of the world isn't good at fractions?
...that you are reading this sentence?
... that you can lead a horse to water which will provide a nice meal?
... that Das Pussyvator is an 18-R rated direct-to-video release that occasionally gets shown on the Big Boy's Channel?
... that today, Abgus Heath is a simple window washer, perving on Bill Clinton wherever possible?
... that I'll ask the questions here...?
... that Flub Nugget's name is actually taken from Flarbnuggets? His parents must have had a sense of humour.
... that a certain person will now be known as "T3PO"?
... that a certain person, maybe the same guy tried to write an epic?
... that We deliver, you pay us is actually "We deliver, UPS".
... that this sentence should end with a question mark.
... no, you didn't. But now you do.
... that there is no fork nor spoon, ooh a lemon pie!
... that I am not finished my cereal?
... that Explosive Pizza shouldn't be fed to parrots?
... that Garry Sanchez is the award winning director of such films as Egg!, Parsnips anyone? and Summer Crab?
... that Fok Yor Mum is a successful Chinese amateur boxer that won Olympic gold in the light flyweight division?
... that cheese does not follow suit?
- ... nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case.
  - ... that I'm sure I've heard that one before? Either way, it's already getting old.
... that maple syrup is a liquid, solid and a gas from Canada that is only developed once a year, in October, if the fat lady sings?
... that, I was, like, walking down the street and like this guy tripped over. But he did it on purpose, and it didn't look right. Who does a cartwheel before tripping over? And his legs were like flying, and I was like: REALLY BAD ACTING?
... that the "Origins" Series needs more contributions?
... that Toast Jones was born in France?
... that Manchester, as the name suggests, is a Man's version of Chester?
... that Degenatron is the forgotten Transformer?
... that you can be your own grandpa I'm my own Grandpa?

More DYKs – Yet More DYKs – Add your own >>>

Hot Off The Press:

IllogiNews – Add news >>>

Seemed like a good idea at the time

IT IS TIME

CHOOSE WISELY, FOR EACH WIELDS GREAT POWER. MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU.

Eighteen inch alloys? I have them!

You're going home in a St. John's ambulance.

CRAP! IT'S THE HOTLINE OF FATE! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

KAWASAKI! MONSTER HAKA! HOOOUGHGHGH!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!

Yes. The force is with you. Now keep the line moving, we need to tell 50 other people the same thing to make them feel special.

Dum-dee-dum-deedeedee-dum-deedee-dum.

ROBOT MONKEY BUTLERS. Get me them now.

No seriously, click there. CLICK HERE

Hi TOO! Hey mr.chimp, how's it going? Yes. How it is going.

The chimps will take over... soon

CLICK HERE

Beware of beef-flinging sheep, for they are very lemon-scented!

Chinese folding!

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! Hurricane Dave is coming.

1+1=Chicken Chhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiccccccckkkeen no to cihcken from the bagel

Foot fungus! Haberdasheries! Shoe trees!

thanks to sensebibble sonk, we can now declare THAT DONUTS ARE 50% CHEAPER THAN THEY WERE DUE TO GLOBAL GLAZING!

Add to the latest collaboration:
Sensible
Join us in our quest for world domination.

What a mouth, what a mouth, what a north and south! Bloimey what mouth he's got.

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA

If things exist, why did your '87 Buick Grand National just fly past?

Because I fed it to the cows

Large concrete structure you vandals!

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He can fly in the sun

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He knows how to have a lot of fun

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

If you sneeze he will die

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He will eat you with his claw of doom

“People think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on Illogicopedia?”

~ Sceptic

Give me Yop, ma mamma, Yop, me mamma, Yop for when the commies come.

There once was this man with long hair

It got too much for him to bear

So he sat on on a rock and ate a plum

And pondered the existence of fun

And when everything went dark

He shot himself

Contribute to The "Origins" Series!

hey! What the hell are you doing with that bomb? OH GAWD

Hey everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big an' salty an' brown.

Aha, caught you red handed. Are you red, then? No, but you read me like a book.

“Outer space has turned into butter! Run away, for it will now rain yak pee!”

~ The village idiot of Illogicopedia

I wet my pants.

Do not press the buttons. Noooo, not that button.. hah! You can't even do that right!

OMG!@!@!#@@$%#$TGVCNSKJDFDSJHGVKM

I sold my soul to the Devil for $5. Now I find it hard to walk on gravel.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-BATMAN!

Tis' be a title, yooooo

WART? You ask? I can't hear you!!!

Ohhhhhhhhh...yohoyohoyoho A! A yohoyohoyohoyo A!

Thanks for being an idiotic idiot. Thank me and don't have a spice from my bay-kery.

DADADADADDA BATMAN!

If you bip the bop, the sip wlil not stop, yooooo!

WLIJLJSLIFHSHFLFHSLHLSH...that was Random Mashing Of The Keyboard with your host, Mr. Kravin Loony. Thank you for watching and have a nice day

My Uncle Pete told me vandalism is bad. Is he a monster raving loony?

 ☎

Once up on a time, a man walked into his room, curled up in a ball, and exploded.

He was called ~~nothing~~something, but we forget what it was.

HOLY MACARONIIIIIIII!

THIS IS VANDALISMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! *kick*

WHY NOT.....FUDGE ME .FUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE MEFUDGE ME

you'd think there were better things to do rather than write jibberish i feel rather simpathetic towards myself (and anyone else reading this) 4 making it all the way down here and actually wasting precious energy on it.

More... – Add your mad gibber >>>

Anti-feature


Funny things that are yellow

This month's featured writer

Some WHAT!? number two.

It is late and I am tired, but my mortal failings cannot stop me from proclaiming revolutionary, esteemed author Some WHAT!? V2 as a very worthy winner.

Vote for Octodest's Featured Illogicopedian

Vote/nominate >>> Featured image
Rudolf the Red-Blood-Stained Reindeer, Had a very shiny axe... Image credit: Fonchezzz Discuss this image - View more featured images

Add articles >>>
Articles recently brewed

What to do if your head catches on fire – A Day in the Life of a Golf Ball – Parakeet – Pancakes – Good Day to You Sir – Ideal o't' the, LEWD per sthenia : an imposing brachylogy – Intellect – The Dropping Jaw – It's raining cats and dogs – OORLY? – Forrest Gump – Regis Philbin – Dwight Yoakam – Sandwich – The Real Twilight Zone – SOCKKKK! – Vending Machine – Government – Phone Abstinence – They Screamed so Loud that Nobody Heard Them – Scotland – Are you stupid? Experts decide. – United Nations – Never say Never – Ribbles – The Evil Table Assassin Squad – Fun – The Flailer's Guide to Beginning – Step Inside (Other side of street) – Selective anterograde amnesia – The article with a lack of thought – You have mail – King of all Wikipedia – Fling – Flat tire – The Ultimate Series of Talk Pages – Where is the Internet? – Dying – Turtle – If Jesus was resurrected – The Tiger Lion Conspiracy – Random guy – Xeslana – Paper man

Just created • Wanted • Orphaned • Dead-end • Unfinished • Needing help • For deletion • For highlight • For creation

Projects

Check out some of our current projects:

	IllogiDictionary The ABC of the Insane		IllogiNews Dun dun dun da da dun DUN!
	IllogiBooks Free and absolutely useless textbooks		IllogiGames Are you man enough to enter the realm?