Kwarsh is the undisputed lord of all Grunts. He is 5" and is currently looking for a Grunty queen to rule alongside with. He is the main aggressor of the War of Pants.
A long time ago, Kwarsh's parents got funky, and he was the result. The youngest of his 20 brothers and sisters, Kwarsh always got the literal short end of the stick, and the short straw for the Food Nipple. Apparently, though, Kwarsh once went crazy after eating the food meant for the Elites and killed his entire family as a result. Under any other circumstances, he would have been skinned alive and then thrown into a pit of Jackholes, but that day the Prophet of Pissiness was feeling kind, and decided to spare Kwarsh, forcing him to work in the Fart Mines, where he and his kind would harvest the sacred Lighter Fluid/Farts. Read more...
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Finish the fight - Animal Style. This image was made by KillerCRS for the Halo: Wombat Evolved page.